In retail sales, when you have the loser of all loser customers that come in to waste your time and have no intentions of buying, but all intentions of "being your friend".
when a female/male is so blinded by another persons charm or swarvness that they will love anything that they do ie: body, smile, VOICE, and football skills.
A human who is good at conversation. He is the one who tries to help everyone. He likes all the girls in this world.
Wants to show off his knowledge. Tries to impress every girl but never succeeds .
He is kind hearted and wants to do good.
Unusually tumescent erection of the penis, the size and suddenness of which may surprise even its owner.
Unfortunately as the train drew into Paddington, I realized my daydream had given me an absolute munjunga. If I hadn't had a top hat with me I don't know what I would have done.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.