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In retail sales, when you have the loser of all loser customers that come in to waste your time and have no intentions of buying, but all intentions of "being your friend".
Man, there is a lot of fucking Munj's in this place today.

This is totally a Munjed out monday.
Munj by Girth Daddy September 14, 2011
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while i was fluffing my couch cushions i happened to notice some munj upon one of them.
munj by jaydubya September 26, 2005
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Quranic name which means 'Savior'
Munji is the best... Period
Munji by Junior101 January 14, 2020
when a female/male is so blinded by another persons charm or swarvness that they will love anything that they do ie: body, smile, VOICE, and football skills.
the girl was completely in munjango with the boy
munjango by capt fucking magic August 14, 2009
A human who is good at conversation. He is the one who tries to help everyone. He likes all the girls in this world.
Wants to show off his knowledge. Tries to impress every girl but never succeeds .
He is kind hearted and wants to do good.
A boy tries to be Munjaram in front of a beautiful girl.
Ohh Munjaram means to impress her
Munjaram by Sayali December 2, 2021
Racist term used to refer to Chinese people. Means yellow in Tamil.
I hate it when these apu neh neh call us munjens!
munjen by Art April 18, 2005

Munjunga 

Unusually tumescent erection of the penis, the size and suddenness of which may surprise even its owner.
Unfortunately as the train drew into Paddington, I realized my daydream had given me an absolute munjunga. If I hadn't had a top hat with me I don't know what I would have done.
Munjunga by staccatacca July 16, 2011
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