A)" Andy, I need some sort of excretion-removal device because this poo-mungous shite is not gonna fit through that measly hole in the toilet
B)" Andy, Get me a Cloth because the
skid marks left in the toilet by my poo-mungous shit are about an inch
thick, the toilet brush isn't gonna get rid of them!!
C)" Andy, Dont go in there for a couple of hours, i just laid a poo-mungous brick and the stench is overwhelming!!!