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Mummification 

Mummification is defined as preserving deceased human or animal skin and organs by removing the brain and the contents of the abdomen to avoid decaying because of Bacteria (that's the natural way of mummification). Mummification was a feature of several ancient cultures especially Egypt, Over one million animal mummies have been found in Egypt, many of which are cats. Pharaohs of Egypt were mummified because they believed that there is ''After Life'' so they were mummified and buried with their clothes,etc.
Natural mummification method was the original used by the ancient cultures like Egypt.
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Mummification 

The alteration that occurs to someone's Facebook profile once they add their Mother as a friend. Typically, sexy pictures and posts are all removed and replaced with soulless references to exercise, loving their family, and pictures of their food.
"Have you been to Liz's page recently?"
"No, any good stuff?"
"Nah. Pure Mummification."
"Damn."
Mummification by Cycklops November 23, 2015

Mummification 

To completely wrap one's self in blankets while sleeping such that no external forces can access the body.
Mummification is an important aspect of Keith's comfort when he sleeps.
Mummification by Alicia0214 February 10, 2010

Autoerotic Mummification

Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.
"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."

"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."

Urban Mummification

Urban tumbleweeds blow by but urban mummification stay wrapped tight.

Shit Mummification 

An extraordinarily perverted fetish… makes golden showers look tame.
David took extreme pleasure in the shit mummification, as Linda wrapped feces-lathered, cotton gauze around his face.
Shit Mummification by CrazyBigD July 16, 2008

erotic mummification

Wrapping one self up like a mummy and having intercourse with the opposite or same sex.
Man I seen this erotic mummification porno last night and it made me want to shit on my mother's chest.
erotic mummification by KrillynsGay February 3, 2015
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