mumbonics 

The unbelievable amount of strength, passion, desire and stamina required to be working mother of small children.

Her level of mumbonics shows no signs of slowing even at her age.

mumbonics by Blahmah March 23, 2017

dumbonics 

The language of choice for those who try to speak intelligently by using words they do not understand and end up sounding dumb as f***. Very common among the ex-spouse species.

I don't understand your ex-wife. Does she speak dumbonics?

dumbonics by dmaestas March 2, 2010

moebonics

A word that is used by moe-moe in a sentence that is either 1) the wrong word 2) not a word at all.

Here are some moebonics:

She was so happy, she was in urethra!
You should get a new car. It would be more practable.
She was about as friendly as a bull in a China.
You got a good review? Man, your boss was really complimentative!
It’s so cold out I wish I had a parkay.
Damn it’s windy! It’s like gust force winds.

moebonics by moeandpetedxo February 3, 2010

Mumboism 

Mumboism describes the practice of unprotected sex with a purposefully selected STD infected female or femboy in order to strengthen and immunize the body against these diseases.

Portuguese Guy: I just fucked that Polish Femboy
Bosnian Guy: You nigga trynna practice Mumboism?

Mumboism by Bosniaman January 11, 2021

mumboni 

The plural version of Mumbo jumbo

G: I think that we have a wild pack of Mumboni
S: Mumbo is his own species

mumboni by jjsaybrurn December 27, 2021

mumboni 

Plural version Mumbo / Mumbo Jumbo

' Gosh thats a lot of mumboni! '

mumboni by TooMuchGri December 27, 2021

mebonics 

An amalgam of the Queen's English and Ebonics. Aside: Props to Kevvy Kev & Kim(gerly) for coining this.

When Kevvy Kev DJs, sometimes he spits Mebonics.

mebonics by kim(gerly) January 15, 2015