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That's What Your Mum Said Last Night 

The absolute ultimate comeback. Can be used in any situation, with a maximum final effect.
Sam: "you are a cockbite"
Alistair: "yeah, that's what your mum said last night!"
*sam slaps alistair*

thats what your mum said

"Ow, i'm in pain"
"That's what your mum said."

thats what your mum said last night 

suggests that the person who says this fucked your mum last night, but i dunno who would wanna fuck my mother (except my dad)


Related to: and your dad, and your mum, mother fucker, y tu madre.
A: You *&"£*("&(£(*"*(&
B: thats what your mum said last night

My mum said to ignore people lol 

My mum said to ignore people lol
My mum said to ignore people lol

thats what your mum said

a phrase to follow any word or sentence whether it makes sense or makes u look like a fuckin tool, said whenever someone speaks to you or anyone within hearing distance.
"hey man u comin to the shops"
"thats what ur mum said"
"mate, ur a fuckin tool"

Kayden said suck your mum 

When someone is pissing you off so much that you have to get papi chulo kayden involved.