Static's definitions

Maj.Hawke

A stupid noob how can skin a peice of shit and loves teh buttseks from his bearded mom

maj.hawke is a noob and loves buttseks from his mom

by Static June 19, 2004

bowl clay

The stuff that sticks to the sides of the toilet bowl and under the seat following a butt explosion.

My wife had to take a hammer and chisel to the bowl clay after that poo.

by static February 17, 2004

spadoinka

n. A person who balences on their doodle

"That guy is such a spadoinka! Just watch him spadoink!"

by Static November 24, 2003

That's What Your Mum Said Last Night

The absolute ultimate comeback. Can be used in any situation, with a maximum final effect.

Sam: "you are a cockbite"
Alistair: "yeah, that's what your mum said last night!"
*sam slaps alistair*

by Static November 10, 2003

swiatched

austrian for 'Dirty Whore'

that swiatched just gave me herpes!!

by static September 30, 2003

Fraal

Mother Fucker who is frequently assisting mum with her juices. I cannot begin to describe just how fast those juices begin to flow, after 2 minutes you cannot even see the floor any more.

"Yo, Nelson, check the fraal out, Ihaven't seen your mum that happy since last night!

by Static July 22, 2003

Kuni

Kuni originates from Japan, bridging the two words 'Ku' which means silly and 'ni' which means woman. Often used in old Japanese stories to describe old women, who normally have an infatuation for cats.

"Bloody Kuni just bought hamster food for her cat"

by Static October 12, 2004