multistalker 

A person who manages to stalk more than 3 people at once. Effects may include this person borrowing (and not returning) clothing items, dressing like you and your friends, acting/talking like more than one of your friends (attaining their personality) stealing the inside jokes of you and your friends, following you to places you don't want to be followed (such as the bathroom...and the stall), and being in complete denial when other people hint that they aren't liked. Comes in the form of a younger looking kid, at your age, or any loner. Has no other friends. Isn't noticed until a few weeks after having hung around your group. Seemingly has the ability to appear out of thin air. Manages to follow silently without being noticed for long periods of time, without breathing. Tends to have glasses and a chronic eye twitch.

Oh my god. This chick is such a multistalker. She followed me to the movies, then left half way through to follow my friend to the mall, then went and followed my other friend to dinner with her family. CREEPER!!!!

creeper lurker annoyance

multistalker by babehK March 5, 2009

multislacker 

A person who is a muti talent at doing nothing of human interest but only in human suffering.

Friend: Hey dude you ever get that job scrubbing those waste cans at the abortion clinic?
Dude: No man, I couldn't find any straws.
Friend: I may be wrong but you might be the worlds best multislacker!

multislacker by CosmicRider March 11, 2007

multitasker

A person who deals with more than one task at the same time.

John is reading a book as well as cooking food for his son and cleaning the refrigerator. he is a multitasker.

multitasker by shraddha_queen October 21, 2015

multitasker

Someone who can listen to his iPod, read the newspaper, and even answer the phone while sitting on the toilet.

Bitchy wife: Demetri! Get down here right now and help me with these dishes!
Multitasker husband: Sorry Maud, I can't right now-- I'm multitasking

multitasker by ElvisJumpsNine March 18, 2010

multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum

My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!

multitasker by weave July 11, 2003

multislacker 

One who engages in several slacker activities simultaneously.

I've been sipping lattes, facebooking, creating online wishlists and submitting words to urbandictionary.com all morning. I'm such a multislacker.

multislacker by RealNaughtyRN November 21, 2010

multitaskerbate

To administer self-love while shitting. When you are too busy to properly romance yourself, you are forced to multitask.

Janny is so busy now that he has a job that he's forced to multitaskerbate.

I just heard Bryan in the bathroom feeding the geese. It wasn't until I heard him fart that I knew he was multitaskerbating.

multitaskerbate by BoneHammer February 23, 2014