Definitions by RealNaughtyRN

gp's 

Gym Posers. Females who only go to the gym to hook-up with guys. Donning revealing attire, full makeup and perfume, they do 15 minutes of cardio (so as not to sweat too much), freshen up in the locker room, then pose on one machine facing the free-weight room for at least 30 minutes. Usually travel in packs of 2 to 4.

Those gp's have been hogging that machine for nearly an hour now.

Omg I nearly choked when I walked through those gp's perfume cloud.

gp's by RealNaughtyRN July 29, 2012

gp's 

Gym Posers. Females who only go to the gym to hook up with guys. Donning revealing attire, full makeup and perfume, they do 15 minutes of cardio (so as not to sweat too much), freshen up in the locker room, then pose on one machine facing the free-weight room for at least 30 minutes. Usually travel in packs of 2 to 4.

Those gp's have been hogging that machine for nearly an hour now.

Omg I nearly choked when I walked through those gp's perfume cloud.

gp's by RealNaughtyRN July 29, 2012

Ninja gift 

The gift you never saw coming.

Gift recipient: "Omg I can't believe I got a Snuggie from the person who sent me the 'WTF Blanket' video!"
Gift giver: "Ninja gift! Oooaaah!!"

Ninja gift by RealNaughtyRN January 19, 2011

multislacker 

One who engages in several slacker activities simultaneously.

I've been sipping lattes, facebooking, creating online wishlists and submitting words to urbandictionary.com all morning. I'm such a multislacker.

multislacker by RealNaughtyRN November 21, 2010

fbbf 

Your boyfriend on facebook. He could live very far away, be in a relationship, or both. You trade messages and emails but never see each other in person.

I'm single, but I'm in love with my fbbf.

fbbf by RealNaughtyRN January 17, 2010