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mullitail 

a mullitail is formed when a person wearing their hair in a mullett style uses a rubberband to create a pony tail with the long portion of his or her mullett
did you see the mullett on that guy
yeah he had it pulled into a mullitail
mullitail by susieq182 May 28, 2009
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Pronounced muh-lisha - An army of rednecks, most of whom sport mullets, who stand ready at any given time to protect the redneck civil rights and the redneck way of life.
We was at Melvina's Diner and 2 yankees stopped in to grab some grub and they was makin fun of all the trucks in the parking lot with the big number 3's on the window. I got up and told them that if they didn't shut their pie holes, I was gonna be forced to call in the Mullitia to deal with them.

multifailing 

What actually is happening when some people think they are mutitasking. Often involves long periods of silence or saying "uuuummm" on the phone with manic keyboard tapping in the background.
"Due to the front desk assistant's multifailing, I was put to the wrong voicemail twice"
multifailing by Chuck Lindo July 14, 2007

mulletville 

Originally a nickname for Hamilton, Ontario, Canada; A city or town that has a higher than normal rate of mullets per capita. This is presumably caused by the complete lack of self worth by the individuals who live in these places. High rate of white trash. Usually must imply a real dump of a place as well.

Examples of Mulletvilles in fiction: Trailer Park Boys, Sunnyvale Park

Examples of actual Mulletvilles: Hamilton Ontario Canada

"When rolling into Hamilton, one can see and smell the heavy factory air, flaming, smoking stacks erected from mills that devirginize the lakeview, followed by a non-stop supply of grimy, drug addicted, unstable, ugly, miserable, ignorant people that populate this low life metropolis. Much of the regular population blend in well with the homeless who walk next to them. The better dressed usually choose a wardrobe inspired by Trailer Park Boys or Eminem. The corpses of businesses that died lay lifeless on the sides of the main roads. That is when the driver turns to you and says "Welcome to Mulletville pal. And your heart sinks."

multitalk 

When a really dumb person mumbles and tries to speak while eating. Food spews outs while this occurs, and they don't realize that they are spewing everywhere. Trying to do achieve multiple parts of speech at once, without making any sense.
Laura has a tendency to multitalk when she is confused.
multitalk by immadi August 7, 2009

MilliTrillion 

A number so big you can write it half way and its 20,00000000000000000000000000.11234546475432 universes long.
MilliTrillion Is such a big number!!

multitalking 

it is when you are talking about different topics with the same person at the same time. yeah. its possible. believe me.
H: how are you?
J: my dog died.
H: that's sad
J: i'm fine
H did you bury it?
J: i got a cold the other day
H: me too.
J: yeah. in the backyard
H: i took neozep. did you?
J: sorry you couldn't come
H: no i'm sorry
J: i did. i think its gone now.
H: hey, we're multitalking.
multitalking by mi and ma March 14, 2010
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