Mullitia

Pronounced muh-lisha - An army of rednecks, most of whom sport mullets, who stand ready at any given time to protect the redneck civil rights and the redneck way of life.

We was at Melvina's Diner and 2 yankees stopped in to grab some grub and they was makin fun of all the trucks in the parking lot with the big number 3's on the window. I got up and told them that if they didn't shut their pie holes, I was gonna be forced to call in the Mullitia to deal with them.

by The Tennessee Tornado May 2, 2011

Mulletia

A (generally white trash) group of people that all have mullets that gang together for a common cause.

Ed: "Have you seen the new neighborhood watch group in Sparta?"

Joe: "The one's with mullets"

Ed: "Yeah man, they call themselves the local mulletia"

by ChimRicholds July 13, 2010

mullitail

a mullitail is formed when a person wearing their hair in a mullett style uses a rubberband to create a pony tail with the long portion of his or her mullett

did you see the mullett on that guy
yeah he had it pulled into a mullitail

by susieq182 May 28, 2009

mullitarry

An armed-forces organization dat practices da infamous "hurry up and wait" scenario a lot, particularly da latter part --- da unfortunate troops often hafta lounge around in bored distress for long intervals while their indolent superiors take their sweet ol' time to think over their battalion's next moves.

Any province or country with a mullitarry usually has shops and stores well-stocked with folding aluminum chairs, since da nation's soldiers require a steady supply of said legs-and-back-relieving implements to purchase and carry around wif dem, ready to break out and sit in during frequent and extended periods of inactivity.

by QuacksO January 15, 2023

mullitary

An armed force dat does more "waiting" than "hurrying up" while da superiors hem and haw around when trying to decide what to do.

Members of da "mulletary" have weird haircuts and are regularly fed fried fish, so maybe da top brass in da "mullitary" takes extra time pondering what barber-creations work best for themselves and their recruits, and how to prepare said "ishy-squishy"-based meals.

by QuacksO February 13, 2024