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Mulatto Perm
A mix of perm and undercut, popularized by Soundcloud rappers, usually worn by black people, mulattos and white zoomers who want to act and look like black people.
Mulatto Perm by karqz August 11, 2021
John Mulaney Syndrome
John Mulaney Syndrome by Absolute twat September 25, 2020
Melaina
A nice and kind girl. Melaina’s are usually shy at first, but once you get to know them they can be the most fun people ever. Very pretty and usually good at sports. Melaina’s can be clumsy at times but they make good leaders and are very smart. Melaina’s are also extremely trustworthy and give great advice.
Melaina by Jackielilia1091 March 19, 2018
Malaika
Malaika is absolutely DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. Her brown eyes are always sparkling , and she has the most beautiful smile in the world. People will often tell her to smile more because the presence of her is a pleasure to anyone. She can be extremely shy and may not seem to speak but is the craziest and cutest person. You never want to loose Malaika, her personality is nothing like anyone else, and hurting her is possibly the worst thing to do. Most of all , she is the Nicest person you will meet in your whole entire life. You can go to her in any situation. She will make you laugh until your sides hurt and won’t be happy until you are happy. When a Malaika smiles any boy will fall right in love with her with her adorable face and without knowing will be in love with her forever.
John Mulaney
An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.
John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.
John Mulaney by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020