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Pug fuggin Muggly

When you spend twenty grand on your boobs and you should have spend fifteen grand on laser hair removal, lipo suction and braces.
Soldier 1- "Dude, did you see that girl?"
Soldier 2- "You mean the FIG-PIG!" (Ft. indiantown Gap PIG)

Soldier 1- "Yeah, that chick was pug fuggin muggly"
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MuggleCast 

MuggleCast, run by the lovely folks over at MuggleNet, is a free podcast that delivers the latest Harry Poter news weekly. While discussing theories and questions, they provide entertainment for about an hour that can easily result in not being able to speak due to way too much laughing.

Andrew Sims, one of the many hosts, had been there for every episode (ableit one episode titled "Andrew-less") and opens the show.

Micah Tannenbaum has been there for almost all of the episodes as well and reads the news, not to mention becoming prey to many nicknames, e.g., "Micahwave."

Jamie Lawrence (pretty much the coolest person who's ever lived) is the lovely British addition to the show, adding the segment "Jamie's Brigtish Joke of the Day" as well as amazing comedy. He has more fangirls than everyone else in pop culture combined.

These are just three of the many awesome people who host the show... Comment and describe everyone else!
MuggleCast is the coolest podcast that ever lived!
MuggleCast by Spiffy Liza September 11, 2006
A human with no magical abilities/skills or knowledge
For example,"That man right over there, can't teleport himself. He's a (muggle)."
Muggle by Diyalized July 16, 2016

muggy little cunt 

Muggy little cunt is a descriptive term which refers to somebody who you believe to have spoken to you or acted in an innappropriate way towards you (this is implied through the word 'muggy'). using the word 'little' implies they are in fact inferior to you and the word 'cunt' is used in order to enforce maximum disrespect for said person. when put together 'muggy little cunt' makes the individual it is aimed at feel extremely insignificant and small in stature
who do you think you are you "muggy little cunt"?...speak out of term again and I'll rip that excuse for a head off that weasely body of yours, is that clear sunshine?
I mixture of the Scottish slang word 'mugged' meaning drunk, and 'muggle' the word for non-magic folk in Harry Potter. This is the ultimate Harry Potter fans's way of saying drunk.
'I was totally muggled on Saturday night! I drew glasses on myself in permanent marker and tried to fly on Katie's mop!'

Tweet - 'Muggled.'
Muggled by HPftw September 18, 2012

Muggle Juggle 

Something Dubledore does in his office for fun with Muggles, like a Wizarding gang bang with fireworks and talking paintings.
Spring break already? Time for a muggle juggle