Muffin in the Oven

To let loose flatulence while two partners are sleeping together in the same bed.

His "muffin in the oven' was horrifying his spouse!

by The Broken Saint January 01, 2011

Two Muffins In An Oven

Possibly THE best joke of all time.
Only just beaten by your face.

Two muffins in an oven.
One muffin says "wow, it's so hot in here"
The other muffin says "AAAAAH, A talking muffin!"

by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 08, 2009

muffin oven

A tanning apparatus for the vagina.

This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.

by Colin McDonnell October 01, 2013