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muffin butt 

A girl who while sitting down is extremely hot, but when she stands up here ass is nasty huge like the top of a muffin.
muffin butt by Joe January 13, 2005

butt muffin

When you blast out a dry turd.
I made a whole batch of butt muffins last night.
butt muffin by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004

Banana Butt Muffin 

Its when a person takes a banana out of it's peel and mashes it on his nuts before proceeding to use the banana peel as a condom for anal sex.
Jeff likes to do the Banana Butt Muffin with his partners Steve and Sharon.

Bohemian Butt Muffin 

When one attatches a bungie cord to his penis and jumps off a bridge while eating a blueberry muffin out of a gay jamican midjet's ass.
Josh- Hey man, how ya holding up?
Andy- Not bad dude, still recovering from last weeks bohemian butt muffin
Josh- Yeah brosive, that was pretty fucking tight! You still got some crumbs up your nose?
Andy- Of course you fucking idiot, it feels like fucking nose cum!
Bohemian Butt Muffin by ARBurgess January 14, 2013

Tennessee Butt Muffin 

To stick a muffin in a persons anal cavity, then penetrate the cavity repeatedly followed by eating the muffin.
Last night i gave Veronica a Tennessee Butt Muffin. She LOVED it!

Butt Muffin

A large mound of fat where the upper butt and lower back meet on a fat chick, often protruding, frequently causes wardrobe malfunctions and creates extra difficulty in finding any clothing that looks good on the butt muffin wearer.

Synonyms: Ghetto Bootie, Table Top Ass, Shelf Ass, and Badonkadonk
She's so fat she not only has a muffin top on the sides, she's even got a butt muffin.

Baby, you can rest your drink on my butt muffin if you'd like.

My jeans never fall down because my butt muffin holds them up.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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