Muffin Butt 

A girl wearing tight jeans that causes said girl's lower back fat/love handles to look as if it were a muffin top making her actual butt the base of the muffin.

Hot damn! Look at that muffin butt!

Muffin Butt by passima December 30, 2008

muffin butt 

A girl who while sitting down is extremely hot, but when she stands up here ass is nasty huge like the top of a muffin.

What a dissapointment that bitch is a muffin butt

muffin butt by Joe January 13, 2005

butt muffin

When you blast out a dry turd.

I made a whole batch of butt muffins last night.

butt muffin by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004

Banana Butt Muffin 

Its when a person takes a banana out of it's peel and mashes it on his nuts before proceeding to use the banana peel as a condom for anal sex.

Jeff likes to do the Banana Butt Muffin with his partners Steve and Sharon.

Banana Butt Muffin by thetrailerparkgirlz April 26, 2019

Bohemian Butt Muffin 

When one attatches a bungie cord to his penis and jumps off a bridge while eating a blueberry muffin out of a gay jamican midjet's ass.

Josh- Hey man, how ya holding up?
Andy- Not bad dude, still recovering from last weeks bohemian butt muffin
Josh- Yeah brosive, that was pretty fucking tight! You still got some crumbs up your nose?
Andy- Of course you fucking idiot, it feels like fucking nose cum!

Bohemian Butt Muffin by ARBurgess January 14, 2013

Tennessee Butt Muffin 

To stick a muffin in a persons anal cavity, then penetrate the cavity repeatedly followed by eating the muffin.

Last night i gave Veronica a Tennessee Butt Muffin. She LOVED it!

Tennessee Butt Muffin by Phyato Productions April 21, 2015

Butt Muffin

A large mound of fat where the upper butt and lower back meet on a fat chick, often protruding, frequently causes wardrobe malfunctions and creates extra difficulty in finding any clothing that looks good on the butt muffin wearer.

Synonyms: Ghetto Bootie, Table Top Ass, Shelf Ass, and Badonkadonk

She's so fat she not only has a muffin top on the sides, she's even got a butt muffin.

Baby, you can rest your drink on my butt muffin if you'd like.

My jeans never fall down because my butt muffin holds them up.

Butt Muffin by 21stcenturydomesticgoddess January 13, 2011