A girl who while sitting down is extremely hot, but when she stands up here ass is nasty huge like the top of a muffin.
by Joe January 13, 2005
A girl wearing tight jeans that causes said girl's lower back fat/love handles to look as if it were a muffin top making her actual butt the base of the muffin.
by passima December 31, 2008
by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004
A large mound of fat where the upper butt and lower back meet on a fat chick, often protruding, frequently causes wardrobe malfunctions and creates extra difficulty in finding any clothing that looks good on the butt muffin wearer.
Synonyms: Ghetto Bootie, Table Top Ass, Shelf Ass, and Badonkadonk
Synonyms: Ghetto Bootie, Table Top Ass, Shelf Ass, and Badonkadonk
She's so fat she not only has a muffin top on the sides, she's even got a butt muffin.
Baby, you can rest your drink on my butt muffin if you'd like.
My jeans never fall down because my butt muffin holds them up.
Baby, you can rest your drink on my butt muffin if you'd like.
My jeans never fall down because my butt muffin holds them up.
by 21stcenturydomesticgoddess January 12, 2011
by mylipslikesugar June 10, 2009
Its when a person takes a banana out of it's peel and mashes it on his nuts before proceeding to use the banana peel as a condom for anal sex.
by thetrailerparkgirlz April 26, 2019
When one attatches a bungie cord to his penis and jumps off a bridge while eating a blueberry muffin out of a gay jamican midjet's ass.
Josh- Hey man, how ya holding up?
Andy- Not bad dude, still recovering from last weeks bohemian butt muffin
Josh- Yeah brosive, that was pretty fucking tight! You still got some crumbs up your nose?
Andy- Of course you fucking idiot, it feels like fucking nose cum!
Andy- Not bad dude, still recovering from last weeks bohemian butt muffin
Josh- Yeah brosive, that was pretty fucking tight! You still got some crumbs up your nose?
Andy- Of course you fucking idiot, it feels like fucking nose cum!
by ARBurgess January 14, 2013