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muffers by Infinity_Gremlin July 23, 2021
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Muffers
A game lesbians play to decide who pays the bill. Like rock, paper, scissors but instead using the "the tongue" "the clam" and "the scissor"
Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.
Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.
Muffers by Jeanie A Mack June 18, 2022
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Muffers bridge • muffer • Miffers • Muffercut • Mufferfluffin • Muffens • muffer buffer • muffercate • Muffercraft • Muffer Fluffer
Muffers bridge
Muffers bridge by GaryTheFootDoctor February 8, 2020
Muffernity Wear
When a woman wears clothing that puffs out around her mid-section due to a muffin top rather than a pregnancy.
Muffernity Wear by talks558 October 7, 2010
Ida Mufferbids
The old whore who came out to entertain the audience during the bidding segments on the Bob Barker years of The Price is Right. She was replaced by Prye Zufferbids after Drew Carey's first year.
Ida Mufferbids by Sir Veisaid November 24, 2018
Muffery
I’m walking muffery today braaaahhhh.
Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.
Ashley gots the muffery.
Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.
Ashley gots the muffery.
Muffery by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018
Molly Mufflers
two small earphone type things that are to be placed in the ears to muffle out the sound of the cockatoo circling, cackling, "hey boss!", woman in your office!
Molly Mufflers by foshizzlemynizzle1234 May 21, 2011
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