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A game lesbians play to decide who pays the bill. Like rock, paper, scissors but instead using the "the tongue" "the clam" and "the scissor"

Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.
Hey I'll get this no problem

No no it's for me, honestly...

Muffers?

Muffers.
Muffers by Jeanie A Mack June 18, 2022

Muffers bridge 

The bit between a woman’s vag and arsehole
Corr that spin class proper hurt my muffers bridge
Muffers bridge by GaryTheFootDoctor February 8, 2020

Muffernity Wear 

When a woman wears clothing that puffs out around her mid-section due to a muffin top rather than a pregnancy.
Hey, is Jessica pregnant? No, that's just muffernity wear to hide her belly.
Muffernity Wear by talks558 October 7, 2010

Ida Mufferbids 

The old whore who came out to entertain the audience during the bidding segments on the Bob Barker years of The Price is Right. She was replaced by Prye Zufferbids after Drew Carey's first year.
Here is the first Ida Mufferbids!
Ida Mufferbids by Sir Veisaid November 24, 2018
Craving for some pussy. Usually a constant craving whereby one simply cannot get enough.
I’m walking muffery today braaaahhhh.

Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.

Ashley gots the muffery.
Muffery by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Molly Mufflers 

two small earphone type things that are to be placed in the ears to muffle out the sound of the cockatoo circling, cackling, "hey boss!", woman in your office!
Here she comes, everybody put in your molly mufflers!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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