muffers

a mysterious and analytical being, they know who you are and a lot of things about you.

have you met muffers? the notes they take are incredibly intriguing- yet accurate.

by Infinity_Gremlin July 23, 2021

Muffers

A game lesbians play to decide who pays the bill. Like rock, paper, scissors but instead using the "the tongue" "the clam" and "the scissor"

Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.

Hey I'll get this no problem

No no it's for me, honestly...

Muffers?

Muffers.

by Jeanie A Mack June 18, 2022

Muffers bridge

The bit between a woman’s vag and arsehole

Corr that spin class proper hurt my muffers bridge

by GaryTheFootDoctor February 8, 2020

Muffernity Wear

When a woman wears clothing that puffs out around her mid-section due to a muffin top rather than a pregnancy.

Hey, is Jessica pregnant? No, that's just muffernity wear to hide her belly.

by talks558 October 7, 2010

Ida Mufferbids

The old whore who came out to entertain the audience during the bidding segments on the Bob Barker years of The Price is Right. She was replaced by Prye Zufferbids after Drew Carey's first year.

Here is the first Ida Mufferbids!

by Sir Veisaid November 24, 2018

Muffery

Craving for some pussy. Usually a constant craving whereby one simply cannot get enough.

I’m walking muffery today braaaahhhh.

Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.

Ashley gots the muffery.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Molly Mufflers

two small earphone type things that are to be placed in the ears to muffle out the sound of the cockatoo circling, cackling, "hey boss!", woman in your office!

Here she comes, everybody put in your molly mufflers!

by foshizzlemynizzle1234 May 21, 2011