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A game lesbians play to decide who pays the bill. Like rock, paper, scissors but instead using the "the tongue" "the clam" and "the scissor"

Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.
Hey I'll get this no problem

No no it's for me, honestly...

Muffers?

Muffers.
Muffers by Jeanie A Mack June 18, 2022

Muffers bridge 

The bit between a woman’s vag and arsehole
Corr that spin class proper hurt my muffers bridge

Muffernity Wear 

When a woman wears clothing that puffs out around her mid-section due to a muffin top rather than a pregnancy.
Hey, is Jessica pregnant? No, that's just muffernity wear to hide her belly.
Muffernity Wear by talks558 October 7, 2010

Ida Mufferbids 

The old whore who came out to entertain the audience during the bidding segments on the Bob Barker years of The Price is Right. She was replaced by Prye Zufferbids after Drew Carey's first year.
Here is the first Ida Mufferbids!
Ida Mufferbids by Sir Veisaid November 24, 2018
Craving for some pussy. Usually a constant craving whereby one simply cannot get enough.
I’m walking muffery today braaaahhhh.

Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.

Ashley gots the muffery.
Muffery by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Molly Mufflers 

two small earphone type things that are to be placed in the ears to muffle out the sound of the cockatoo circling, cackling, "hey boss!", woman in your office!
Here she comes, everybody put in your molly mufflers!