muffember

all men or indian women who cant grow a real moustache for the month of movember and can only grow pathetic little muff hair instead

dara- think i might grow a tach for movember this year
bil- but youv never had 1 before, u only have some sick muff hair on your chin
dara- ya, i suppose, might give muffember a try tho?
bil- gumann

muffember by bil.i.am November 27, 2012

Muffeteer 

Any female of the dyke persuasion who's love and lust for muff surpasses that of denim jackets, horses, sneaker boots and even life itself.

Rosie O'Donnell, Rachel Maddow, and Whoopi Goldberg are commonly referred to as the three muffeteers in recognition of their distinct service and outstanding valor in their efforts for the liberation and consumption of muff in France.

Muffeteer by Tim The Enchanter May 3, 2016