It was a Sunday afternoon and his lady wanted to do stuff so he began cunninglingus. However, he sucked at giving her oral favors so the best he could give her was a muffchub.
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"Hey Karen, can we listen to some k.d. lang while I smash your Big Montana with the muffchucks-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"You're a savage with those muffchucks?"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"You're a savage with those muffchucks?"
by Quartlow June 29, 2021
Get the Muffchucks mug."Hey Karen, can we listen to some good good while I smash your Big Montana with the muffchucks-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"You're a savage with those muffchucks?"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"You're a savage with those muffchucks?"
by Quartlow June 29, 2021
Get the Muffchucks mug.noun: the male sex organ; also known as fuckstick
verb: to smack someone in the face or other body part with their penis; give someone a mushroom stamp
verb: to smack someone in the face or other body part with their penis; give someone a mushroom stamp
noun: I can't wait to pound Gary's mom with my muffclub.
verb: I love to muffclub Gary's mom just so she knows who's the boss.
verb: I love to muffclub Gary's mom just so she knows who's the boss.
by Garysmom July 18, 2010
Get the muffclub mug.Dude... nobody told me she was a squirter. I went down on her and, I'll tell you, and when she came I was muffchugging.
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Get the muffchugging mug.A word of such magnitude that it has several meanings depending on what part of the world you live in:-
1. Generic name for a Lady garden aka Vageen
2. Where a solid portion of Yellow Muff discharge is deposited into ones lady gusset .
3. The extremely fortunate event where a man vomits into vagina.
1. Generic name for a Lady garden aka Vageen
2. Where a solid portion of Yellow Muff discharge is deposited into ones lady gusset .
3. The extremely fortunate event where a man vomits into vagina.
1. Oooh errr that's a nice well-kept muffchunk you have their my dear! Why thank you kind sir It’s had one careful owner and has a full service history to match.
2. To avert yet another day of constant floor cleaning I had better wear the appropriate apple catchers to contain all of my muffchunks.
3. Thank you my Darling husband for the Muffchunk let me have a shower and we can do it all again after lunch! We’re having Eggs Benedict. Nice!!!!
2. To avert yet another day of constant floor cleaning I had better wear the appropriate apple catchers to contain all of my muffchunks.
3. Thank you my Darling husband for the Muffchunk let me have a shower and we can do it all again after lunch! We’re having Eggs Benedict. Nice!!!!
by Muffchunk May 4, 2018
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