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muffchunk 

A word of such magnitude that it has several meanings depending on what part of the world you live in:-

1. Generic name for a Lady garden aka Vageen
2. Where a solid portion of Yellow Muff discharge is deposited into ones lady gusset .

3. The extremely fortunate event where a man vomits into vagina.
1. Oooh errr that's a nice well-kept muffchunk you have their my dear! Why thank you kind sir It’s had one careful owner and has a full service history to match.

2. To avert yet another day of constant floor cleaning I had better wear the appropriate apple catchers to contain all of my muffchunks.

3. Thank you my Darling husband for the Muffchunk let me have a shower and we can do it all again after lunch! We’re having Eggs Benedict. Nice!!!!
muffchunk by Muffchunk May 4, 2018
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Muffchucks

A lesbian holding up 2 dildos in bed like nunchucks during sex.
"Hey Karen, can we listen to some k.d. lang while I smash your Big Montana with the muffchucks-"

"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"You're a savage with those muffchucks?"
Muffchucks by Quartlow June 29, 2021
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Muffchucks

A lesbian holding up 2 dildos in bed like nunchucks during sex.
"Hey Karen, can we listen to some good good while I smash your Big Montana with the muffchucks-"

"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"You're a savage with those muffchucks?"
Muffchucks by Quartlow June 29, 2021

muffchub 

Being in the state of having a partially erect clitoris.
It was a Sunday afternoon and his lady wanted to do stuff so he began cunninglingus. However, he sucked at giving her oral favors so the best he could give her was a muffchub.
muffchub by tehsnakecharmer June 3, 2017

muffchugging 

Dude... nobody told me she was a squirter. I went down on her and, I'll tell you, and when she came I was muffchugging.

Muffchub 

Lady boner; female genitalia that has become aroused, possibly tingly or swollen.
When he whispered his dirty thoughts into her ear, she immediately got a muffchub.
Muffchub by Dallasusa11 April 14, 2022