muffclub

noun: the male sex organ; also known as fuckstick

verb: to smack someone in the face or other body part with their penis; give someone a mushroom stamp

noun: I can't wait to pound Gary's mom with my muffclub.

verb: I love to muffclub Gary's mom just so she knows who's the boss.

by Garysmom July 18, 2010

muffchub

Being in the state of having a partially erect clitoris.

It was a Sunday afternoon and his lady wanted to do stuff so he began cunninglingus. However, he sucked at giving her oral favors so the best he could give her was a muffchub.

by tehsnakecharmer June 3, 2017

Muffchub

Lady boner; female genitalia that has become aroused, possibly tingly or swollen.

When he whispered his dirty thoughts into her ear, she immediately got a muffchub.

by Dallasusa11 April 14, 2022