muffbumps

When you get razor burn on your cooch.

I used a dull razor when I shaved my cooch and got muffbumps.

by roadragea022 July 26, 2010

Mudbumps

Mudbumps, when you do a bump and or line of cocaine out of a strippers asshole. This is proven and tested by myself, Mutt, Kenny Tha Jett and Ryan 1times.

Man last night at scores I took these gorgeous strippers home, bought a gram of coke and did mudbumps all night.

by TropicanaG June 17, 2014

muff bumps

muff bumps: the equivalent of goose bumps to a girl's vagina when she is sexually aroused

Joe gives all the girls muff bumps.

by itsmeduhhxoxo September 30, 2011

muffdump

1. to have have a baby

or

2. a pet name for someone, short for muffin dumpling

1. i just took a muffdump and now my boobs hang past my waste

2. isn't my little muffdump just adorable

by garry22 May 21, 2008