muff dogged

When you get ditched by your lesbian friend because she is going after some girl she's interested in.

Whoa I can't believe she totally just muff dogged us.

by bob January 14, 2009

Muff dog

An ugly oak(jeppe boy) thats gets no chicks and no friends and he muffs dogs

That jeppe boy is all alone with his dog he must be a muff dog

by Hate jeppe fag January 3, 2019