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Muddles is a form of cuddling which include wondering hand syndrome which leads to sexual intercourse.

foreplay under pretense of cuddling =)
Hey baby, did you want to come over for some muddles?
muddles by Steven123456789 June 10, 2008
Words you can keep
Look at all those muddles!!
muddles by Rainbows123 September 8, 2014

Middleschool Relationship 

You wanna hear a joke?
Middleschool relationships.

muddle-head 

A confused person.
Sometimes used to refer to a stupid or inept individual.
I cheated on my girlfriend. What a muddle-head I am!
muddle-head by andrei227w January 29, 2023

Muddle Class 

1. A new name for the American middle class as people try to survive the current economic crisis by "muddling through" with less money and less security.
2. The growing spirit of economic fatalism in mainstream America.
Everyone on our street is struggling to pay the bills. We're the new Muddle Class!
Muddle Class by Peter Kobs April 1, 2009

Muddler Fucker 

A person who wile preparing a libation that requires muddling; muddles in an overkill fashion, to the point where "bits" from every sip end up in your mouth.
Wow, Alice really smashed the mint in my mojito to smithereens. What a muddler fucker!
Muddler Fucker by NIHILER February 13, 2021

Middlesex School

Middlesex is one of the top boarding schools in the US. Founded in 1901 and located in Concord, MA, Middlesex has about 350 boarding and day students. In addition to a very rigorous curriculum, the school has a great arts program and strong sports teams, especially for a smaller school. Middlesex is a member of the ISL; its rival is St. George's. Graduates go on to some of the best colleges and universities. Middlesex has some pretty famous alumni, like Steve Carrell and Bill Richardson. The school has become much more geographically diverse in recent years, and the student body now comes from all over the country and the world. The kids are really preppy, but it's still a tight-knit community where everyone works hard and knows when to kick back and relax.
The Middlesex School boys lacrosse team has won the ISL championship 7 times in 10 years.
Middlesex School by pudgey006 August 12, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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