Despite the common misconception of the noun mudshark, the verbified term is simply the act of a spirited man taking his pride and joy into the treacherous, marshy depths of a female’s anal cavity. Attack mode can produce unwanted outcomes, for her anyways, such as anal fissures, anal prolapse, or anal seepage. Always important to test the waters a few times before proceeding to avoid these unsightly results.
Friend 1: "Hey bud, how was your fishing trip with you wife last weekend?"
Friend 2: "Man, we had to call the mudsharking getaway off early."
Friend 1: "Shit man what happened?"
Friend 2: "Aw you know my shark bite too hard and she started bleeding profusely.
Friend 1: "Oh, yeah hate it when that happens."
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.