Mud Stick 

A small branch used to collect mud near the bonfire, so as to fling on noobs.

"Who the hell are those noobs?" "I'm gonna spray them with my mud stick."

Mud Stick by Rigid ball March 31, 2009

Mud stick 

When you blast a chick in the ass and when you pull out your dick is covered in feces similar to shoving a stick into the mud.

Last time I did anal with Melissa she gave me a mud stick.

Mud stick by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018

texas mud stick 

When you take a raw steak wrap it around your junk and shove it right a girls ass

I gave sarah a Texas mud stick last night

texas mud stick by That blonde dick from entech February 10, 2014

treat them like dirt and they stick like mud 

the idea that the worse you treat a girl, the more attached she'll become to you.

Johnny: I've been acting like kind of a dick to Melissa. I think I'm gonna start being a little nicer to her.

Mark: I don't know if that's a good idea, bro. Treat them like dirt and they stick like mud.

treat them like dirt and they stick like mud by TonyTheAnt December 17, 2006

poking mud with a stick 

An early 16th century game played by Danish children in western Denmark. Referred to by the Danes as "mudret stok" meaning literally "mud cane"; this translation was mistaken and the American term "poking mud with a stick" was born. Of course, this is not to be confused with "dødbider" which translates to the American term "stick in the mud". The rules have remained the same threw the centuries, as well as the uncommon theme that the activity possesses. Unlike the widespread idea of winning that convolutes many of today's pass times, mudret stok is a noncompetitive group activity. It is distinguishable by a circle of children in a half-crouching position, in which the back is horizontal with the ground. Each child is allotted one stick of similar length, about a meter or three feet, but it is said that the earlier players would have played with canes reaching up to three and a half meters across. The most common misconception of this game is that it must be played in a grubby environment, by today's standards this is simply not true, but for authenticity proposes it will be described as such. The rules are reasonably simple; each child, while in a half-crouched position, holds their respective stick, in hand, with elbow slightly bent. The child then thrusts the stick into the wettened dirt repeatedly; eventually, the stick's end becomes heavy due to the accumulation of soot. After a short amount of time the weight of the stick's end becomes unbearable and the child is, in turn, able to rest and compare time and stick weight with the other children. As stated earlier the game is not competition based, instead it was an activity created to get Danish children together during the warmer summer months.

Despite its underground popularity, poking mud with a stick will never be an Olympic event.

poking mud with a stick by Sean Baja Morris October 16, 2008

stick in the mud 

Someone who prefers to allow things of seeming enjoyment pass them by

Someone who prefers to "stick" (stay, remain) in the "mud" (a metaphor for despression and unhappiness)

derived from "to stick in the mud" ..

The time has come to thicken the blood //
and make no mistake i'm a stick in the mud //

stick in the mud by adhesives April 27, 2003

stick in the mud 

In other words "a killjoy".

Be sure to join in enthusiastically with a sanguine's activities and ideas and above all, don’t be a stick in the mud!

stick in the mud by kaye321 November 22, 2016