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Colombian Mud Pit 

The act of snorting cocaine out of a fellow drug users anus.
The junkies in the ally were doing a Colombian mud pit.

Nash loves a good Colombian mud pit.

mexican mud pit 

Pouring salsa onto your penis for lube for anal sex.
The porn director asked the actors for a Mexican mud pit.

Mississippi Mud Pit 

When you shit in a girls mouth and face fuck her.
Hold still baby, Im bout to give you the Mississippi Mud Pit

The mud pit 

When you trying to do anal with a girl and around the butthole there is still feces.
"Nah man, she trying to pull me in the mud pit."
The mud pit by The sex prophet September 30, 2016

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt 

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..
Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

Macedonian Mudpit 

An inaugural gathering of quakers ceremonially digging a hole. This hole is then filled with elephant cum and wallowed in by Syrian rent boys, the purpose of this being silky smooth skin which in turn results in osmosis of the mushroom tip, expanding on average 50-60%. The aim of expanding the mushroom tip is to cure the shortage of wine corks.This completes the circle back to quakers, who are notorious wine drinkers.
Dave- Christ, Steve, where have you been all weekend?!
Steve- **wipes mushroom tip** "Not sure I wanna talk about it mate..."
Dave- Come on lad, spill the beans
Steve- **swiftly inserts mushroom tip in wine bottle**"Just got back from Syria, tough work out there, fucking hate those quaker cunts"

Macedonian Mudpit
Macedonian Mudpit by clairebaldini November 15, 2018