mtvmurphy 

This is one of the sexiest mother fuckers alive. Some days he wears the best drip, but other days he just doesn’t give a shit and dressed like a bum. Don’t get me wrong, On that day he’d still take your girl!! Known for his dangerous lifestyle and best known for dashing on the police in a hellcat and making news 12 NJ. The girls love him and they flock from all over. He is said to pack a power punch into the wet river women flow.

Kylie: Did you see mtvmurphy? He’s a certified beauty!

Lisa: don’t call him mtvmurphy, they call him Mtv

mtvmurphy by stelobrim December 20, 2021

McMurphy

v. to rebel; to challenge authority

n. a BAMF

If you make me come to work on a Saturday, I'll McMurphy, no doubt.

Man, what a McMurphy.

McMurphy by cuckoofan April 6, 2008

MrMurphy 

Mr Murphy is a god among over men, he is skilled in all departments, including having sexual intercourse with your beloved family members, he is the king of clowning, and ruler of skids, he runs the swatting in his channel making fun of losers.

Friend 1 "Hey man did you see John this evening he was being such a MrMurphy!"

Friend 2 " Yeah man it was soo cool"

MrMurphy by MrMurphyOfficial October 13, 2020

Mattmurphying 

Denying the truth despite unweildy odds.

Those guys are mattmurphying if they think they can climb that mountain without a rope.

Mattmurphying by Caffiend247 November 24, 2016

McMurphy's 

Suprapubic tenderness possibly associated with STIs.

My patient has penile discharge so I better check for McMurphy's.

McMurphy's by notcram June 21, 2022

dumpskin mcmurphy

when you #assfart into "le toilet" and let loose a funky #boomboom.
typically accompanied by a big swig of cillian's irish red.
this was coined by Dogellis O'Shaughnessee, former preist of Vincent's Parish, Vilnius.

broski, i ripped a #dumpskin mcmurphy that rocked the whole continent.
which continent?
"the continent"
you mean europe?
no dude, 'stralia.
i thought you meant 'frica.
who you think you are, a #fartdoctor?
i'm terronce jimes "trip" beguddybetter
i'm Danold Ruckoworth
Aight

dumpskin mcmurphy by trilliam turdsworth July 23, 2022