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myka stauffer 

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.
Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)
myka stauffer by bojzzle May 28, 2020
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mryka • Marykate • myka • Mykah • Mykala • Mykaela • mykal • Mykayla • mrika • mykaile
A very passionate and loyal woman. A Myka always imagines the best for everyone. The law of kindness resides within her and she is highly intelligent. She has great character and is seriously attractive in the flesh.
Wow! Bro, did you see that girl Myka?
Yea! Fortunately I got to meet her!
Myka by FORACROULTRASOPH April 7, 2015
Mykaela is a kind hearted and loveable person. She is beautiful inside and out and has some of the best hair in the world. She has a great sense of humour and is also a greater rapper. Mykaela has an amazing personality and always puts others before her and is great to have a good convo with. She is perfect.
Mykaela is the most perfect person in the world
Mykaela by s0me0newh0like5y0u December 4, 2018
Is the most beautiful girl..she helps you with everything and very cheerful mykaya loves her boyfriend or significant other I didn't mention she intelligent and don't get on her bad side she also gives out good laughter
mykaya by A great speaker March 14, 2017
Mrdka is a czech vulgar word for cum, its often used as offensive word. In english it can be replaced by lot of insults.
Ty jsi mrdka! (You are fucker!)
Tahle věc je taková mrdka! (This thing is such a shit!)
mrdka by ShiftCZECH February 4, 2021
Mykaila is the type of friend everyone wishes they had. She is beautiful, humble and funny. She'll stand by your side no matter what. Mykaila is great at everything she does. Once you meet a Mykaila its impossible to forget about her. Theres no one else out here as amazing as Mykaila so if you meet one keep her close or you'll regret it later.
-Get you a Mykaila
Mykaila by sgsdgfh May 26, 2019
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