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mrs. butterworth 

I asked Mrs. Jones how she wanted me to give it to her, and she said, "Just call me MRS. BUTTERWORTH". Yeah, her BUTT was WORTH it all right!

The Mrs. Butterworth 

When a guy pours syurp on a woman’s asshole, and let’s her fart on his pancakes.
“He got “The Mrs. Butterworth” special today.”

Mrs. Butterworth 

"Phyllis is like our Mrs. Butterworth. Kind of a less urban Aunt Jemima."
Mrs. Butterworth by Andy Craven December 30, 2019

Mrs. Butterworthlessness 

Mrs. Butterworthlessness is the dankest of maple syrups. She was born in Berlin, Germany, and joined the Nazis in 1940 or whenever that stuff happened. Anyway, it was pretty neato and her entire famiry died, leaving her with nothing but her delicious syrup. She was forced to eat herself and when she was found under a bridge drinking her own leg, the police were pretty concerned. Since then, she has regained possession of all her limbs and lives happily in Memesville, making more syrup and selling it to innocent kids who end up disappearing a few days later for some reason.
Have you heard of the latest kid who went missing? I was told that he bought a bottle of Mrs. Butterworthlessness´s syrup three days earlier!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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