mrs sloggot 

A Mrs Sloggot is a sexual position discovered in early 90's by Thomas Davids (1902-1991). Some experts who actually wrote the karma suttra believe it was whilst performing the 'Mrs Sloggot' manoeuvre he may have actually possibly lead to the really absurd idea that doing the 'Mrs Sloggot' caused his own death, which has now been made in an autobiography by his ancient spirit, check the link below to purchase for a great gift this mother's day. The book even contains a recipe to perform the 'Mrs Sloggot'. You will need: 500ml of sparkling water, 6 match sticks, a hot candle, a pack of double stuffed Oreos and a pair of modified, spiked knuckle dusters which are then given to a silver back guerrilla, enough flammable liquid for 2 persons.

Now have sex with partner and whilst doing that throw the water into the guerrillas eyes and yell abuse at it. Then pour gasoline over you and partner, keep having sex until the guerrilla has started to kill you, whilst you're half dead, burn yourself alive, whilst being beaten by an insane guerrilla with knuckle dusters and still whilst having sex. Then eat the oreos and drink melted candle wax to wash them down.

Job Interviewer "Hello please sit and we'll begin the job interview"

Job Applicant "Thank you very much, is this your family in this picture with you?"

Job Interviewer "Yes, this is my Daughter"

Job Applicant "Fuck me! I'd Mrs Sloggot her in the face!"

Job Interviewer "Thanks! I've always thought the same"

"Hey dude! I actually managed to steal a live, untrained guerrilla, wanna go Slog (Mrs Sloggot) after school man?"

"Sir this is a hiring to determine the custody of your children. I'm really questioning your sanity Mr Roberts."

mrs sloggot by Dingus Muffleberry August 6, 2015

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004