Mr. Hands 

Still a better love story than Twilight

Friend: Did you see that Mr. Hands video, it's a guy fucking a horse!
You: Yep, and it's still a better love story than Twilight

Mr. Hands by gabep637 September 19, 2012

mr. hands 

A man who got fucked up the ass by a horse, literally, and died.

Now their making a documentry about it.

1:"Did you hear their making a documentry about Mr. Hands?"
2:"Eww. The guy who got fucked up the ass by a horse?"
1:"Yeah we should go see it."
2:"Sure."

mr. hands by TheRevolution19 January 30, 2007

Mr. Hands 

A man in Washington who had a friend video him having anal sex with a horse. He suffered a perferated colon and later died.

Dude 1: Eww have you seen that Mr. Hands video?
Dude 2: Yeah that was damn nasty!
Dude 1: It kinda turned me on.
Dude 2: You are some sick fuck!

Mr. Hands by FFluver February 22, 2008

mr. hands 

err what? a guy that got analled by a horse and died...duuude thats just some fucked up shit right there....he fucked an animal!! WTF

its people like mr. hands which is why aids exists

mr. hands by vikrattlehead January 5, 2009

Mr. Hands 

Enumclaw, Washington! Filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion.

Did you google "Mr. Hands?" - What a Wikipedia article...

Mr. Hands by Lamb Hailer February 26, 2022

Mr. Balloon Hands 

No way.

"Who's this guy? Mr. Balloons...Mr. Balloon Hands. No way"

Mr. Balloon Hands by FlyntLarry April 6, 2010

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy 

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003