a right nonce who thinks he knows everything, commonly found with a London accent. a Mr Payne doesn't often joke but if he does it's cancerous. WARNING - Will shout of you share a ruler
by Willyjoe42 November 9, 2018
Get the mr paynemug. A nonce that slowly but surely attacks you from behind while your doing some work. Very nice person tho
by Dr fielden October 15, 2019
Get the Mr Paynemug. Mrs Payne is a characteristic and a mental disability. It is when one reminisces about the past whilst swindling the words to make themselves seem better. They also have an incredibly northen accent.
'Back in my day I funked me neighbours dog'
'Back I my day I used to exploit me daughter'
She's a Mrs Payne Jack said.
'Back I my day I used to exploit me daughter'
She's a Mrs Payne Jack said.
by Sheepshagger6942069! March 21, 2022
Get the Mrs Paynemug.