a right nonce who thinks he knows everything, commonly found with a London accent. a Mr Payne doesn't often joke but if he does it's cancerous. WARNING - Will shout of you share a ruler
by Willyjoe42 November 9, 2018
A nonce that slowly but surely attacks you from behind while your doing some work. Very nice person tho
by Dr fielden October 15, 2019
Mrs Payne is a characteristic and a mental disability. It is when one reminisces about the past whilst swindling the words to make themselves seem better. They also have an incredibly northen accent.
'Back in my day I funked me neighbours dog'
'Back I my day I used to exploit me daughter'
She's a Mrs Payne Jack said.
'Back I my day I used to exploit me daughter'
She's a Mrs Payne Jack said.
by Sheepshagger6942069! March 21, 2022