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mr heart 

a gay man that touches himself
woah that guy is so mr heart. LOL
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Mr Hartley

A young tor who likes big balls and shaving small children
“My dad is mr Hartley
Mr Hartley by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018
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Mr.Hartnett 

Mr.Hartnett is a gym teacher who is a male but does favor woman’s rights way to much for a male, people will call him sexist and a feminist which he is. He always makes sure that the girls in his class get favored more then the boys. All of his students that are male tend to hate him.
Hey did you hear Mr.Hartnett is trans.

I’m not surprised probably has a small penis to.
Mr.Hartnett by Swagbucks29 May 22, 2019

Mr. Hartnov

Most likely your coolest teacher or your advisor.

He is very nice and helpful but is also funny and wants to make class fun.
Person 1:Mr. Hartnov is my Advisor!
Person 2: OMG your sooooo lucky.
Mr. Hartnov by elih02 April 29, 2021

Mr. Harth 

another name for a stud-muffin
That guy is such a Mr. Harth!
Mr. Harth by idvbaiohbv;obhozbovr December 14, 2010

Mr. Hartnett

Mr.Hartnett is a gym teacher. Mr. Hartnett believes in Woman’s rights way to much for a man himself. He is a huge feminist and is very sexist during his classes. He always makes the girls go first and hates the boys in his class. Mr. Hartnett was born girl and is transgender so now a boy. This would explain his small penis.
Mr. Hartnett is very sexist and is a bad gym teacher who stops every time a girl is not involved in something in his class. He is the worst
Mr. Hartnett by Swagbucks29 May 22, 2019

The Mr. Hart 

That one guy in the group that is at least a foot and a half shorter than his friends. You can guess who this is named after. (No offense Kev.)
Guy 1: Yeah, Jack’s the Mr. Hart of the group.
Guy 2: No kidding, puberty’s been a real shitshow for that fucker.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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