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Mr Hartley

A young tor who likes big balls and shaving small children
“My dad is mr Hartley”
Mr Hartley by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018
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Mr.Hartnett 

Mr.Hartnett is a gym teacher who is a male but does favor woman’s rights way to much for a male, people will call him sexist and a feminist which he is. He always makes sure that the girls in his class get favored more then the boys. All of his students that are male tend to hate him.
Hey did you hear Mr.Hartnett is trans.

I’m not surprised probably has a small penis to.
Mr.Hartnett by Swagbucks29 May 22, 2019

Mr. Hartnov

Most likely your coolest teacher or your advisor.

He is very nice and helpful but is also funny and wants to make class fun.
Person 1:Mr. Hartnov is my Advisor!
Person 2: OMG your sooooo lucky.
Mr. Hartnov by elih02 April 29, 2021

Mr. Harth 

another name for a stud-muffin
That guy is such a Mr. Harth!
Mr. Harth by idvbaiohbv;obhozbovr December 14, 2010

Mr. Hartnett

Mr.Hartnett is a gym teacher. Mr. Hartnett believes in Woman’s rights way to much for a man himself. He is a huge feminist and is very sexist during his classes. He always makes the girls go first and hates the boys in his class. Mr. Hartnett was born girl and is transgender so now a boy. This would explain his small penis.
Mr. Hartnett is very sexist and is a bad gym teacher who stops every time a girl is not involved in something in his class. He is the worst
Mr. Hartnett by Swagbucks29 May 22, 2019

The Mr. Hart 

That one guy in the group that is at least a foot and a half shorter than his friends. You can guess who this is named after. (No offense Kev.)
Guy 1: Yeah, Jack’s the Mr. Hart of the group.
Guy 2: No kidding, puberty’s been a real shitshow for that fucker.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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