Mr Clean

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of one man cumming profusely into the eyebrows of another bald man, thus giving him the appearance of Mr. Clean. It is then customary for the bald man to clean both the bathroom and the kitchen.

"The way that bald guy in the wheelchair was checking you out, he's just begging for a Mr Clean"

Mr Clean by billebllunt December 11, 2013

mr clean

Noun:

1. A man with less than 10% body fat, who is deliberately bald, stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, wiser than Solomon, sweeter than saccharin, and does not put up with haters.

2. A man who resembles in physical appearance the Mr. Clean of Proctor & Gamble cleaning products advertising.

Adj.

1. Describing attributes of one who is opposed to racism, tyranny, injustice, and haters.

You seen Mr. Clean, bruh?

Nah, man. Mr. Clean repin' that BOOT and them Jena 6, ya heard.

If you ever try to start something with Mr. Clean, he will pounce on you because he's crazy like that.

Adj:

You got to be Mr Clean stuntin' to be in Team Clean.

mr clean by OnePeat June 24, 2008

Mr Clean

He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs

I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean

My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job

Mr Clean by Klo~D November 16, 2014

Mr Clean

He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs

I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean

My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job

Mr Clean by Klo~D November 16, 2014

Mr Clean

A member of the third reich. Leader of the Netherlands Nazi Party.

God I hate them. They are such a Mr Clean.

Mr Clean by Isaacjb7 September 19, 2021

mr.clean

A beautiful white shiny bald head man

Like a good nieghbor mr.clean is there

Mr.clean:wats you need nigga

mr.clean by Mr.Clean338 March 10, 2019

Mr.clean

A dumbass lookin teacher who changes all the rules and ruines band

Bruh his head be lookin so shiny that light reflects off it and kills an entire ant hill bruh look at that Mr.clean reject along with reject mall santa

Mr.clean by Tee hee 96 February 20, 2020