mouth honey

Noun: The substance produced during extended fellatio, consisting of the perfect combination of saliva and dick schmegma (pre-load juice). Can last for an extended period of time, sometimes days if unnoticed in hair or stuck to the side of furniture. Provides good lubricant for intercourse but is known to roll up sometimes like a play dough snake. First known to the ancient aborigines as "cheek sap," this concoction of facebanging has thousands of practical applications in every day life.

I used her supple mouth honey to shellack the knick-knacks.

Her mouth honey rolled out of my pant leg the next day in church. We all looked at it but no one said anything about it. I love my church... And mouth honey.

mouth honey by Doubleabdb October 31, 2011

Honest baby, I won't come in your mouth 

The number one lie that every guy has said.

Of course I respect you and will love you in the morning. So come on, honest baby, I won't come in your mouth.

Honest baby, I won't come in your mouth by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016