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mouth honey

Noun: The substance produced during extended fellatio, consisting of the perfect combination of saliva and dick schmegma (pre-load juice). Can last for an extended period of time, sometimes days if unnoticed in hair or stuck to the side of furniture. Provides good lubricant for intercourse but is known to roll up sometimes like a play dough snake. First known to the ancient aborigines as "cheek sap," this concoction of facebanging has thousands of practical applications in every day life.
I used her supple mouth honey to shellack the knick-knacks.

Her mouth honey rolled out of my pant leg the next day in church. We all looked at it but no one said anything about it. I love my church... And mouth honey.
mouth honey by Doubleabdb October 31, 2011
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Honest baby, I won't come in your mouth 

The number one lie that every guy has said.
Of course I respect you and will love you in the morning. So come on, honest baby, I won't come in your mouth.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026