mousepay

when u pay with that one ai mouse's call

theres beef between mousepay and freakpay

"do yall take mousepay?"

by maattie July 3, 2024

Mouseplay

Nowadays mouseplay means to take a breather from work and to escape your boss it comes from the popular expression "when the cat's is away, the mice will play."

Mouseplay stems from the original usage by Shakespeare in 'Henry the Fifth,' in 1599 - "Playing the mouse in absence of the cat" (Act 1, Scene 2, Page 6, line 195). Older versions include the Latin proverb - "Dum felis dormit, mus gaudet et exsi litantro" – 'when the cat sleep, the mouse rejoices and exits the hole' and the French version - "Ou chat na rat regne" -

'Where there is no cat, the rat is king'

Verb - I was mouseplaying today...meaning I "fake worked" and took some personal time

by Pearls-of-Wisdom August 5, 2017

mousepad

The slap of materiel used to glide your computer or laptop mouse around on.

The mousepad was free with the purchase of my computer

by LalalaChickenNuggetBoi December 14, 2017

Mousepad-sexual

A person who is sexually attracted to mousepads. Humans no longer satisfy their desires and so they find sexual satisfaction in mousepads

Whats your sexuality?
I'm mousepad-sexual

by Fortnite MGee February 18, 2021

mousepad

Another word for the hole a rat goes in.

HAHAHAHAHA i made a funny. i think.

by ananomus July 22, 2004

mousepad

(French word) Mousepad is something that you pee, eat, drink, shit, and have sexual intercourses with someone.

Person 1: Yo bro I just got a mousepad, wanna use it together?
Person 2: Hell Yeah! What should we do first?

by xXsuper-edgerXx February 22, 2024

mousepad

when a male chops his cock off with a cleaver and then shoves the dethatched cock into the females anus and then has the female suck his cock as he sucks on the bottom on of his dethatched cock while its still in the females ass as he shoves a mouse in the females vagina while she's on her period

he gave me a mousepad and then died it was so sad but worth it

by thundecock December 9, 2024