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Nowadays mouseplay means to take a breather from work and to escape your boss it comes from the popular expression "when the cat's is away, the mice will play."

Mouseplay stems from the original usage by Shakespeare in 'Henry the Fifth,' in 1599 - "Playing the mouse in absence of the cat" (Act 1, Scene 2, Page 6, line 195). Older versions include the Latin proverb - "Dum felis dormit, mus gaudet et exsi litantro" – 'when the cat sleep, the mouse rejoices and exits the hole' and the French version - "Ou chat na rat regne" -

'Where there is no cat, the rat is king'
Verb - I was mouseplaying today...meaning I "fake worked" and took some personal time
Mouseplay by Pearls-of-Wisdom August 5, 2017
The slap of materiel used to glide your computer or laptop mouse around on.
The mousepad was free with the purchase of my computer
mousepad by LalalaChickenNuggetBoi December 14, 2017

Mousepad-sexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to mousepads. Humans no longer satisfy their desires and so they find sexual satisfaction in mousepads
Whats your sexuality?
I'm mousepad-sexual
Mousepad-sexual by Fortnite MGee February 18, 2021
Another word for the hole a rat goes in.
HAHAHAHAHA i made a funny. i think.
mousepad by ananomus July 22, 2004
(French word) Mousepad is something that you pee, eat, drink, shit, and have sexual intercourses with someone.
Person 1: Yo bro I just got a mousepad, wanna use it together?
Person 2: Hell Yeah! What should we do first?
mousepad by xXsuper-edgerXx February 22, 2024
when a male chops his cock off with a cleaver and then shoves the dethatched cock into the females anus and then has the female suck his cock as he sucks on the bottom on of his dethatched cock while its still in the females ass as he shoves a mouse in the females vagina while she's on her period
he gave me a mousepad and then died it was so sad but worth it
mousepad by thundecock December 9, 2024
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