mouseitis

The condition resulting from using a mouse for so long, so often that your fingers and hand become numb, sore and even raw.

Awww, man, I've got mouseitis so bad I can barely do anything else with my right hand anymore.

by Crazy Mazy December 5, 2013

moshitis

Any form of injury gained from moshing, especially the serious ones when you can't move your head or a limb for a few days.

Dude! went into the pit 4 nights ago and i'm still down with moshitis.

by Will [Neffers] July 18, 2007

Mouthitis

(mouth-I-tis) A common phenomenon when one can't control the impulsive desire to shoot off one's mouth. Friends nor family is safe from the person suffering from mouthitis for they will spill secrets, twist words and just plain make up stuff for their own twisted fun.

One must always remember not to confide in a mouthitis sufferer. Only do so if the information shared with a mouthitis sufferer is something you want to become widely known as sharing with them basically guarantees it.

Mouthitis sufferers are also in essence "back stabbers" and do not make good friends.

Man, that chick has a serious case of mouthitis.

That was personal and I told you that in confidence. If I'd known you have mouthitis I would never have told you. Thanks, some friend you are.

Obviously you didn't know she has mouthitis, she told everyone dude !!!

by Mizz Ella Ella Bella September 26, 2011

Mousitis

Pain in forearm due to overuse of computer mouse.

My right forearm is sooo sore, I think I got mousitis from looking up Urban Dictionary definitions.

by OrangeDiva March 15, 2009

asshole of the mouthitis

a diease were you have cronic asshole smell in the mouth. This smell can be noticed for as far away as 100 feet. People who have this are at loss because there is no fix, toothpaste nor gum work, but if you wash with mouthwash for at lease 5 min. then brush then keep gum in it may work. depending on the sevarity of your case

Aren! your mouth smells like an asshole
sorry dude its my disease
really whats it called
cronic asshole of the mouthitis
damn.. sux

by Spudikiss April 7, 2010

mountitis

The worst possible case for a girl/woman body type. The dreaded fat and flat chested. It seems physically impossible but fat and flat chested females do occur.

I dont know who is ever going to fuck Lisa Piggsworth, that bitch suffers from a serious case of mountitis.

by Lupinve Devine November 12, 2006

mousetastic

A tasty concoction involving large qualities of garlic. May also be pronounced Neep-lays.

Damn, this chicken is mousetastic.

by xbeanx November 5, 2006