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Moosefucker 

Derogatory term used to describe Canadians

A person living in or from Canada.

One who fucks moose.
When I crossed the northern boarder, the first thing I saw was a moosefucker.
Moosefucker by xmagneticks November 17, 2009

mousefuck 

When you're looking at porn and your parent's walk in on you and your wireless mouse gives out.
Dude 1: Shit.
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: I was on the computer looking at porn, and I thought I could get away with it but then I got mousefucked.
mousefuck by Enrique Glazeddoughnuts November 28, 2007

Moosefucker 

A person who is fond of hot man/animal sex with a moose.
Nick is a moosefucker
Moosefucker by Squirrelfucker January 16, 2011

mouse fucker 

1. a man who takes pleasure in getting lots of mice and making them run all over their dick

2. sombody whos fetish is mice, so dresses up as a mouse when they have sex or makes their partner do so

3. sombody who gets a boner at disney land when the guy in the mickey mouse suit walks past
1. at pet shop
SHOPKEEPER: "so this is quiet alot of mice your buying, are they all for you?"
CUSTOMER: "ummm... yeah, sure..."
SHOPKEEPER: "really? because i like to fuck 'em"

2. in bed
GIRL: is this really neccesary?
GUY (in suit): hey, yesterday you made me wear that latex dildo suit, and it gave me a reaction that almost killed me!
GUY IN MICKEY MOUSE VOICE: now bend over and take it like a little bitch, HAHA

3.at disney land
JEFF: duuuuuuuddddddeeeee i am so fucking horny right now.....
STEVEN: what the fuck is wrong with you??...... yeah me too....
BOB: OMFG MOUSE FUCKER!!!

molefucker 

fried food (such as an onion ring or chicken tender) found in your container of french fries at any fast food restaurant
Hell yeah, that lucky bastard got a molefucker.
molefucker by JB48 March 21, 2008

moosefucker 

One who is always fucking ugly, fat women.
Eww, look at that fat chick he's with... He must be a real moosefucker.
moosefucker by NuNuSniffer April 13, 2007