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A numbskull, bovine idiot, general good for nothing lump of pointlessness.
A: OMG you're such a mouk
B: Hu-wha?
mouk by DT1981 January 3, 2009
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Master Of Useless Knowledge MOUK
Bro 1: Did you know the male sperm whale's penis is 4 feet long!
Bro 2: Where do you get that shit from, your are such a mouk!
mouk by Cfeezy June 23, 2016
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Master of useless knowledge
Coworker: Did you know that the male sperm whale penis is blah blah feet long?
You: You are a mouk? Where do you find this shit?
mouk by Cfeezy August 13, 2016
A very sexy and handsome man.
Look at mouk he’s so sexy
Mouk by Hey noodle November 21, 2021

NO Mouk March 

A month where u can't be gay, zesty, say anything, or do anything sus with ur gang

remember to use ur pauses, If failed there finna be a punishment created by u and ur gang at the start of the year

created by PlaqueBoyMax on twitch
Bob- Mike doesn't slap my ass it's "No Mouk March"

Mike- oh ya I forgot

Mike- but ur jus so sexy and hot

Bob- U jus failed Mouk march time for ur punishment
NO Mouk March by anonymous March 2, 2023
An epic username made by a super cool person.
Omg..moukkei is so cool!!!
moukkei by Emms <3 January 8, 2022

Moukthika 

Moukthika is a caring person and thinks about others, like her family . She is the smartest person in the world . She is so nice and can be mean at times if you are mean to her . She can scream really loud but doesn't"t mean it. She always says sorry.She knows people so well!She is so smart U_U .
Girl one ~ Wow! The new girl lend me a pencil!
Girl two ~ She is such a moukthika!
Moukthika by TwoKoolKids June 16, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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