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motor scooter 

Archane euphemism for "mother fucker".
He's a bad motor scooter.
motor scooter by Frugie February 1, 2005
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bad motor scooter 

Basically a bad motor scooter is a black, hard talking, hard hitting, hardcore guy who looks like he's hardcore-gaycore-noobsauce-elite at first then he turns out to just flat out rock your world and devastate your hopes and dreams of ever reaching a level of coolness as high as his.

The bad motor scooter tends to be quiet until you say something to him, then he comes back at you with some intense Mark Twain Shit that alters your entire perspective on the universal paradox of mankinds purpose in life.

He ends your eternal soul.

Serious man, the bad motor scooter is one bad motor scooter.
Kyle Nugent one-hits Nefarion, he's one one bad motor scooter.

motorscooter 

A non-obscene way to say motherfucker.

Features in "Human Tornado," the title song to the 1975 blaxploitation film "Dolemite," sung by Rudy Ray Moore as the badass pimp title character.

Usually used in a flattering/respectful rather than insulting sense, such as "bad motorscooter" in place of bad motherfucker.
"I've been known to rise up / Sooner or later / I'm a bad motorscooter / I'm the Human Tornado" - Rudy Ray Moore as Dolemite

deep motorscooter 

60's slang for cool or heavy guy. Positive description with a twist of humor. The "deep" indicated someone who was accomplished BUT it could be used sarcastically to say someone was shallow when they thought of themselves as deep.
"Tinny Tim was one deep motorscooter."
deep motorscooter by Markie D June 13, 2013
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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