mothernoob

When russians are mad in CS:GO

Pro:Nice aim
Russian: SHUT THE FCK UP MOTHERNOOB

by mesiter31231313123123131 November 19, 2017

motherhood statement

A platitude verbal contribution to a group, to show you are alpha, but has little or no value, and provides no constructive solution, only talk. Manager that have no skills, but have a well paid position, often do the mother statement talk. Who else can waste the time of experts and not be chastised for it?

Appointed Boss-man: We cannot go forward with these production inefficiencies.

Engineer: Thanks for that motherhood statement, we're golden now!

by sitizor March 1, 2016

motherhoebitch

A word to yell out loud when something or somebody pisses you off. A word that will help release your anger as you shout it out and then bring a smile to your face as you realise the profanity you just shared with everyone else in the room.

Teacher "Ali, unfortunately I'm going to have to give you a D for your parent's evening History report."

Ali "motherhoebitch!!

by Alzamatralz March 11, 2011

mothergoosehenchicken

This is a swear word that is politically correct around sensitive ears. ie: children

"I am going to mothergoosehenchicken that rabbit if it comes near our garden again!"

by Slickfooter3000 August 10, 2018

Motherhoohaw

A polite way of saying 'motherfucker', with the derogatory connotation added to it. Can be used in multiple situations, like frustrating moments or to describe somebody who you don't particularly like.

One bangs their knee on the table.

'OH MOTHERHOOHAW'

'So, are you handing in that essay tomorrow?'

'Hell no, I'll do it in my own time, motherhoohaw!'

by poppyseedishful August 20, 2011

Mothergoose

One who takes care of everyone when they are highly under the influence of drugs and cannot do things for themselves.

"Hey man, why is that guy so nice?"
"Oh him? He's the Mothergoose."

by Mothergoose (Brandon) January 7, 2009

Motherhood

That feeling of tingly warmness after 10 months and 25 hours of pain blood and suffering.

as we sew you up, you can look at that beautiful 8 pounder over there, and start that long 18 year walk of death we call motherhood

by Sampolit December 29, 2008