Mothergoose

One who takes care of everyone when they are highly under the influence of drugs and cannot do things for themselves.

"Hey man, why is that guy so nice?"
"Oh him? He's the Mothergoose."

Mothergoose by Mothergoose (Brandon) January 7, 2009

mothergoosehenchicken

This is a swear word that is politically correct around sensitive ears. ie: children

"I am going to mothergoosehenchicken that rabbit if it comes near our garden again!"

mothergoosehenchicken by Slickfooter3000 August 10, 2018

mother goose

A female - usually the oldest, the least attractive, and the biggest prude - who takes charge and hovers over a group of female friends while out drinking.

Exceptionally good at the cockblock. Usually rounds up the other girls to go home just as you're about to hook up with one.

Commonly found leading groups of sorority girls.

Jill was all over me at the bar last night, but then Mother Goose Janet laid down the cockblock and took her home just as it got good.

mother goose by Nick North January 16, 2008

loose as mother goose

Extremely loose. To be overly inebriated to the point of having no control.

Did u see that guy trying to car surf? He was loose as mother goose!

loose as mother goose by markuz May 16, 2006

Mother Goose

When you sit on someones cold feet to make then warm- similar to a goose with her eggs.

Taylor come mother goose my feet, they're cold.

Mother Goose by Babsock November 2, 2019

the mother goose 

To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.

WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face

the mother goose by Tenacial August 28, 2007

Mother Goose

A person who preaches, whines, and bitches about being wholesome, safe, or smart. Usually describes a friend who was once thought of as cool and fun, but when brought to a party, turned out to be a sour nag.

We brought Samantha to the pudding party to have some fun, but instead of living it up, she went all Mother Goose on us and bitched about us acting stupid.

Mother Goose by Rachel Schneider July 23, 2006