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mother licker

a politically correct, 'PG' version of the well known phrase; Mother Fucker.
Old Gregg: It's attached to your rod mother licker.
Have you ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
Do you wanna go to a club where people wee on
each other?
Howard Moon: No. Sir.
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Mother Licker

Going Down on someone's mom. Another term for Cock sucker, except its your mother....
"Thats a MILF" "I hear ya Mother LICKER"
Mother Licker by Stan-Dup Baby October 20, 2009

mother licker

To use the togue and its muscles to stroke "a mother" with your togue.(used in only a joking manor(not ment to affend.)
Tonight I am going to lick your mother!
mother licker by Jose Nickolas November 12, 2003

mother licker

to stroke your a mother with your tongue; or an insult takin jokingly or instead of saying mother @#$^.
Hey! Your a mother licker
mother licker by Jose Nicholas November 11, 2003

Jesus Mother Licker 

One who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. As high as Jesus. A concieted mama's boy.
"Yo, who do ya think ya are?! Just cuz you got millions in da bank don't give you the right to act like a Jesus mother licker."

mother lucker 

Like the phrase mother fucker but for when someone gets really lucky.
How the fuck did AJG get a wallbang while hipfiring. He is a mother lucker.
mother lucker by Thoreal. April 28, 2021

Motherlicker 

Term from the British comedy series The Mighty Boosh, Season 2. Used in the episode "The Legend of Old Greg." Basically a kid-friendly version of motherfucker.
Howard: That's not my fishing line
Greg: It's attached to your rod, motherlicker.
Motherlicker by Franswonica March 31, 2009
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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