American Soldier (talking to President*): "So yea, my unit was pinned down by heavy enemy fire. I was shot 15 times and took an RPG to the face, but I managed to drag all 20 men to safety while taking out enemy combatants with nothing but throwing knives and bubble gum."
President: "I am utterly amazed by your Bad Ass Motherfuckery! Can I polish your medals, sir?"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.