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morrisettony 

Irony, viewed through the mind of Alanis Morrisette.
Man, he got a death row pardon two minutes too late. Isn't that ironic?

No, it's not fucking ironic you illiterate cunt. It's morrisettony, or, if you're not retarded, coincidence. God you're stupid.
morrisettony by English-speaker September 11, 2007

Morrisette 

(v.) To misuse the word irony. Includes cases where you misuse the word irony to refer to a case of Morrisettian Irony. (morrisetting, past tense: morisetted)
A says, "Wow, Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett died on the same day, how ironic."
B says, "You know, you totally sound like an idiot when you morrisette like that."
Morrisette by TBone McGruff March 12, 2010

moresette 

The coolest last name around. This family is know for being extremely awesome and making halarious jokes
Did you see the Moresette's at the party the other day, they were killing it.
moresette by Brandon Jokky February 21, 2017

morrisettian irony 

Qualcosa che viene definito ironico, ma non lo e'. Dalla canzone "Ironic" di Alanis Morrisette, che non contiene un solo esempio di autentica ironia (volutamente ironico.. o no?).
"Ero andata la' con un sacco di creme da sole, poi ho preso un casino di sole! Ironico, no?"
"No. Semmai e' morrisettian irony."

alanis morisetting 

saying something is ironic when really it is Coincidental.
"Dude, that bar called 'Flare' totally burned down over the weekend, that's so Ironic!". "No man its coincidental, you're just Alanis Morisetting all over the place now"

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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