mornstipated

The inability to get out of bed and go to work/school on a morning. Essentially the bed is experiencing constipation and you are the turd that won't come out. Though you say you and not the bed is mornstipated

Teacher: why are you so late for school Johnny?
John: sorry miss, was massively mornstipated!

by bookkake September 7, 2016

menstipated

When your usually very regular period is late for no apparent reason-- even pregnancy.

"My period is a week late! And I'm usually so regular!"

"You think you could be pregnant?"

"No! I haven't had it in months!"

"Relax, girl! You're just menstipated."

by DeadAuntsTennisShoes January 3, 2009

Manstipated

When the man you are seeing cannot make up his mind about whether to be in your life - or not. He keeps you (his girl) at arms length - reels you in occasionally - completely confusing you as to your status in his life. He cannot be with you - and cannot be without you. He is completely MANSTIPATED.

I say, “sh*t or get off the pot.”

He can’t seem to claim me or let me go... he is completely manstipated.

by JDHStyle May 31, 2019

monstipated

the state of being completely hyped up by a monster energy drink. can be caused by any of the monster drinks.

"yo man, i just had a monster, and now i'm monstipated!"

by mikeychan April 21, 2009

cornstipated

When you eat too much corn and it makes you constipated.

You eat too much corn and poop a lot of it.

Ugh, I’ve eaten so much corn recently, I’m cornstipated.

by Sashley04 July 10, 2022

Manstipated

When a woman cannot find a date or hasn't had any relations or contact with men in a long time or her contact with men is always negative, awkward and uncomfortable causing her to stay sedentary in her home for months at a time, eating large quantities of food, gaining weight and then later hating herself.

A woman going through this phase is said to be manstipated.

"Susan, I'm so Manstipated, i haven't had a dick in this cooter for ages now"

by twiggy eksfaur December 9, 2008

Manstipated

When a man awaits the rival of another person/persons with anger and frustration.

When a man sits still and will not leave your house only to make you frustrated and angry at the current situation.

"I have manstipated here for several hours waiting for you to come home to raise/shake my fist at you!"

"No...I will not leave your lovely house, I am manstipated!"

by Khazmachi August 25, 2009