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mornstipated
The
inability
to get out of bed and go to work/school on a morning.
Essentially
the bed is experiencing
constipation
and you are the turd that won't come out. Though you say you and not the bed is mornstipated
Teacher: why are you so
late for school
Johnny
?
John: sorry miss, was
massively
mornstipated!
by
bookkake
September 8, 2016
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