morning ass

what you get the day after a hard night of drinking

I had some nasty morning ass today after drinking too many microbrews last night.

by Wind Rain and Lava January 12, 2009

early morning ass blaster

an exciting thing that happens

"Wow! That sure was an early morning ass blaster" Jane said to Joe.

by JaneS September 25, 2006

ass in the morning

really early in the morning

omg. it’s ass in the morning what do you want?

by shlaynana May 16, 2023

Sunday Morning Asshole

A swollen, chaffed or sore asshole that can only be achieved after a solid ass-pounding friday and saturday night. Most common in insecure drunk women, dope fiends, inmates and Justin Beiber fans.

Austin awoke that morning to find his asshole swollen and practically rubbed raw from all his guido buddies after a spectacular weekend of fist pumping and partying on the Shore, a textbook case of the sunday morning asshole.

by I AM GOD. HI. July 12, 2010

morning asshole

An asshole in the morning

When your Fiancé wants to be an asshole and complain about everything in the morning she should be a morning asshole

by JR miami February 26, 2018

Morningasm

An orgasm you have in the morning! Can be from morning sex, which can relieve morning wood.

Morningasms are friggin awesome.

by morningasm March 25, 2009