A swollen, chaffed or sore asshole that can only be achieved after a solid ass-pounding friday and saturday night. Most common in insecure drunk women, dope fiends, inmates and Justin Beiber fans.

Austin awoke that morning to find his asshole swollen and practically rubbed raw from all his guido buddies after a spectacular weekend of fist pumping and partying on the Shore, a textbook case of the sunday morning asshole.

Sunday Morning Asshole by I AM GOD. HI. July 12, 2010

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morning asshole

An asshole in the morning

When your Fiancé wants to be an asshole and complain about everything in the morning she should be a morning asshole

morning asshole by JR miami February 26, 2018

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Morningasm

An orgasm you have in the morning! Can be from morning sex, which can relieve morning wood.

Morningasms are friggin awesome.

Morningasm by morningasm March 25, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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