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mopjockey 

(n, one word) Anyone whose primary assigned job tends to involve using a mop, or cleaning things. Often meant to degrade that person, especially when that person was actually hired or trained to do a much more complicated job. Used most frequently to describe Navy personnel (as an alternative to "swabbie") to whom this has happened, since it happens there with startlingly high frequency.
"The Navy spent 12 months training me to fix radars, then when I got to my boat, they sent me to the mess decks, and since I don't know how to cook, they made me a mopjockey. I get to swab decks all day. Whoopie. Glad I joined."
mopjockey by TheDS March 10, 2009
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mop jockey 

n. Person, most commonly hispanic males, that decided to persue the Custodial Arts as their career of choice. See also janitor or squeegee master.
We all want to graduate from high school so we don't have to become mop jockeys or jizz moppers.
mop jockey by Birdielin14 September 14, 2008
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noun: A cross between a moped and a crotch-rocket

(as commonly seen in Japan)
1.)Dude!!! Look at that tight ass mopocket. It's fast as Fuck!!!
2.) Would you like a ride on my mopocket?
Mopocket by AlphaClark July 10, 2010

mop jockey 

Mexican. Mexicans are janitors and use mops a lot
There is always a mop jocket in the office after hours to clean shit up
mop jockey by Steven February 16, 2003

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026